Throughout my many years of voice problems, while everyone is promoting herbal teas and honey and lemon juice and whatever else is supposed to cure me, the only folk cure that I've found any solace in is chocolate milk. If my voice is really terrible and my vocal chords horribly inflamed, the only non-pharmaceutical remedy that works is chocolate milk. Somehow the chocolate milk just soothed my throat and cleared things up for a while, allowing my non-existent voice to gain some sound and clarity.
People have always looked at me askance when I tell them about my chocolate milk cure. But I know what I know.
And now today--vindication! Check out this research summary which suggests that chocolate milk may reduce inflammation. They are actually talking about athersclerosis, but inflammation is inflammation right? And my voice issue is ultimately about inflamed vocal chords. So there, doubters. Chocolate milk is a miracle cure.
Ruth Asawa retrospective in MoMa
3 months ago
5 comments:
That IS good news!!
I always remember these things particularly about you: giggling in the pool as we chatted (and I learned about your swimming and thought WHY are we in a pool?), laughing hysterically after Havasupai, your desert love, Lilith Fair, tulips and your chocolate milk solace. I know all about unbelievable folk remedies. You have to do what works!
I eagerly anticipate all the updates about your good news. Isn't post treatment pregnancy grand - those docs ask the greatest things... LOVE YOU LADY
And all those years of my mom telling me not to drink milk when sick for fear it increases congestion. Which maybe it does, but the chocolate element trumps all!
a cure that is delicious: and I thought all cures had to be nasty
can it be warm? because then I am down with it, and may in fact just test out this cure right now. as in immediately.
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